my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Discussing Transformers movies:
Me and friends were discussing the Transformers movies and how His girlfriend (megan fox) just randomly disappeared for the third movie, and I said its like she died or something
Or something…..
With Shia LaBeouf…..
Like he ate her…..
That’s where girlfriend goes guys, into the stomach of Shia.
Thats why he doesn’t want to talk about he break up, cys there wasn’t one…. He let loose his actual cannibal and he devoured her.
Then replaced her with some other super model we don’t care about
you dont even know how much this means to me<3
but most importantly, my child will wear a child leash backpack because any offspring of mine will be crazy as hell
(Source: from--her--to--eternity)
Via Technicolor TARDIS










